Drawn-TOGETHER: That's another fine 'doggy' mess...

Now most of us now'a'days carry around those little nice smelling baggies so that if our 'best friend.. or even our dog has 'TO GO' then they can be happy in the knowledge they can Go and nobody will KNOW by stepping in it. Some peope have those 'Scoopers', personally I find them just nasty!

I remember being a small boy and being told that Dog Poo is VERY dangerious if you get it in your eye... so don't do it.

I would think putting any poo in your eye would be a bad thing, but from that moment onwards I would afrain from using canine faeces as a form of homemade contact lens.

Turns out the government is spending a fortune on cleaning up the muck left by the owners of the dogs.... I assume its the dogs though.

One thing that annoys me now is that because everyone has to put their 'wheelie bin' away after collection, there are none aound when I need one for the POOPY... so I am left walking about looking for a 'official' dog waste receptical , council bin, bank managers open convertable or any place that I can legally get rid of it.

You can almost guarantee that you will bump into someone you know during this FRANTIC search also, just as the scent of the bag has been replaced by something quite nasty.

I don't think the council can help solve the dog poo problem, it's more a society thing that we have to sort out for ourselves.

I have ONE IDEA though...

Next time you see someone walk off with their dog after it has done it's deed, wait till they are about 20 meters away from the mess and shout them back with 'EXCUSE ME... YOU LEFT YOUR @&%£ HERE SIR/MADAM'.

If they still walk away, gain the attention of anyone else around, point at the poo and then point at the person who left it there making a screaching sound. If you have seen the original 'The Body Snatchers' movie then you know what to do!